Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear Courtney Love



Dear Courtney Love,
Oh wow, I don't know where to start. Let's start on a positive note. I love that you've been buying vintage clothing online, especially since you've been buying pieces from some of my favorite vintage-selling gals. I only wish that I had something to offer you, but my 1920-30s stock is pitiful at this time.

I've been looking forward to seeing photos of you dressed in some of the vintage pieces, and I spotted some photos of you in a vintage lace gown this morning. I knew you'd do vintage with an interesting twist. As a vintage clothing lover, I only ask that you take care of the clothing. It is delicate, and it managed to last 70-80s years until it reached your closet. Please treat it kindly.

Now onto a more serious matter. I hope that you take care of yourself too. Your super thinness and super paleness is very alarming. I don't know what's going on in your life now, but it seems like something is terribly wrong. But think of your daughter, pull your shit together for her. Get some sun, or some self-tanning lotion. Quit the wacky diets and eat a few juicy hamburgers (a little body fat is good for you) Get a new therapist.


I hope that you are doing better soon, and I really mean it, I'm not trying be a smart ass.
Bye for now, Carol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1028063/Ghoulish-Courtney-Love-reveals-skeletal-frame-1920s-dress.html

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